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| You're one click away from witnessing one of the most unsettling things I've ever posted. I'm still trying to figure out if this was intentional or what. Any ordinary human being would've said "OH FUCK!" and then proceeded to scream like a gay couple who's marriage just got revoked. This stunner doesn't even make a peep. I don't get it. | ||
| Date: 12.4.08 Views: 98,431 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Insertions] | |
| No no don't stop, keep going. There's still a 2 liter bottle of Mr. Pibb and a few gerbils up in there somewhere. Hell, there might even be a copy of GTA4 if you dig deep enough. Dibs on that shit, Christmas has come early. | ||
| Date: 12.3.08 Views: 78,959 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| The first thing that came to mind was the chest burster scene from Alien. The second thing that came to mind was the giant worm-like monsters from Tremors. You see where I'm going with this? Put those two together and you have what this woman's asshole looks like. Swear to fuck I saw some teeth. | ||
| Date: 12.1.08 Views: 147,454 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bloopers] | |
| This is Lindsay. She's relatively new to the adult industry and I'm pretty sure she failed pornstar school, especially the class in which soon-to-be whores learn about the importance of using enemas prior to doing anal shoots. This clip highlights her lack of experience, as the male performer falls victim to her unprepared cornhole. Click HERE to see more of this little slut-in-training. | ||
| Date: 12.1.08 Views: 321,341 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| I love this reverse beastiality shit. It's like the animals are taking revenge upon the humans for all the fucked up things we've done to them. I wanna see this elephant ass fuck one of those Canadian seal clubbers to death. That would be radical. See part 1 HERE & more shit like this at Depraved3D.
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| Date: 11.30.08 Views: 148,809 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Orgasms] | |
| This dude screams as if his hand just got hacked off Blood Diamond style, either that or he just found out KFC discontinued their awesome $4.99 12 piece honey chicken meal deal. Take your pick. And sorry if this is a repost, I'm short on time. I've got a date with an 19 year old diabetic in 45 minutes. We're gonna watch Jumanji and play truth or dare at my moms house. Jealous? That's what I thought, faggot. | ||
| Date: 11.28.08 Views: 304,041 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Penis] | |
| Here's Eric Bana prepping for his role in my new porno Cumshot Master 5000. It's got an incredible twist that's gonna leave audiences speechless. Just as the girl is about to get the facial, the man will readjust his penis and blow his load into his own face, instantly killing the erection of every single viewer. I'll be responsible for blue balls all around the world. | ||
| Date: 11.27.08 Views: 185,855 Comments: 0 | ||
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[LOLZ] | |
| This video lacks female genitalia but that's okay, this one isn't really about the sex. It's about the surprise visitor, the little fella who smelt the AIDS in the air and decided to go in for a closer look. Watch closely. | ||
| Date: 11.26.08 Views: 294,864 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Drunk] | |
| Unless she sucked off every member of the panel, I'm pretty sure she's going home a loser. A soar loser. Because this dumb drunk bitch tried to score bonus points by doing a Chuck Norris backwards somersault but ended up falling off the stage. Save the karate for at home lady. | ||
| Date: 11.25.08 Views: 268,860 Comments: 0 | ||
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[LOLZ] | |
| Really now, I've been caught doing worse things on the job. K-Mart, January 2002, thirty minutes before closing, pet food aisle. Me, Mrs. Dilworth and a 2 foot lava lamp straight out of the display case. Use your imagination. | ||
| Date: 11.24.08 Views: 355,613 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Orgasms] | |
| Usually when the girl flops around like a fish it means she's having a pretty intense orgasm and needs a quick time out. Dildo baggins here didn't get the memo. | ||
| Date: 11.23.08 Views: 621,512 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Vintage] | |
| This is from the 1976 classic Water Power. It's a lot like Taxi Driver, except this Travis Bickle has a little fetish for forcing woman into doing enemas at gun point. The film is actually based on real crimes committed by an Illinois man dubbed the "Enema Bandit". Anyway he's dead now, so R.I.P you scat-loving motherfucker. | ||
| Date: 11.22.08 Views: 510,071 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Penis] | |
| That's right... two cocks duke it out amidst a threesome, unleashing lethal blows of seminal fluid upon eachother. Dude on bottom got it the worst, gravity is a bitch! | ||
| Date: 11.21.08 Views: 277,335 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| You know what would've made this really awesome? If he tea bagged some naked bitch directly after shitting out his ballsack. I mean come on, the mere presence of a woman would've at the verly least hetrosexualized this video and then I wouldn't have to feel so gosh darn faggoty for posting it. | ||
| Date: 11.20.08 Views: 260,419 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| This is from a Russian film called Philosophy Of A Knife. It's about the Japanese Unit 731... the one that pretty much spent a decade coming up with ridiculous ways to kill people. It's basically just 4 hours of torture. Fun fun fun. While we're on the subject, I'm in preproduction on a post-apocalyptic thriller about punk rock necrophiliacs. Really could use some female talent. Hit me up! | ||
| Date: 11.19.08 Views: 474,008 Comments: 0 | ||